This is another old post from Massachusetts Paranormal Crossroads and one of my favorite Ouija Board stories. It also appeared in my first book Ghostly Adventures.
Federal Government is the strongest proof I have that a Ouija board might indeed be a useful or effective tool in paranormal research, and also a great argument for why you might not want to use them. He seems to be a powerful spirit with negative intentions, a long memory, and some influence on our world.
In the Spring of 1995 some friends and I spent too much time using the board. We were living in the old Charlesgate Hotel in Boston, considered one of the most haunted building in Massachusetts. We had been using the board and getting mixed results when a very strong spirit pushed a weaker one off. He immediately told us to be scared. When we asked of what he moved the pointer slowly over the OUIJA label on the top of the board slowly enough to give me goosebumps.
FedGov quickly became obsessed with one of my roommates at the time. John (name changed) was a womanizer and I had joked earlier that semester that he was sleeping his way through the alphabet. We asked FedGov why he did not like John and he said because he made girls cry. When we asked how he made girls cry and scrolled through all the letters on the board in a “z”, movement he would often mimic through our interactions with him. He said John had to die, and it was his goal to do it. Whenever we would be talking to a spirit he would force them off and start spelling out John’s name and making a “z” across the letters.
FedGov once caused our fire alarm to go off, but it wasn’t until he almost killed John that we took his threats seriously and understood the kind of power he had. We were using the board and John went to take a shower. We were talking to a spirit that claimed it was one of our guardian angels and FedGov came on. After identifying himself he started to spell out “HAHAHAHA”. When we asked why he was laughing he spelled out “ACDCACDCACDC”. We were all confused until John came back into the room. His hair was wet and the color was gone from his face.
When he had gone to use the shower the light had been out. He screwed it back in and began the shower. Just as he was washing his hair, the light went out. His first instinct was to screw the light in, but he stopped. He was soaking wet and standing in a pool of water. He washed his hair in the dark rather than risk electrocution.
All of this could be a coincidence if it wasn’t for Sarah, one of John’s old girlfriends. They had dated on and off over the years, almost always ending with John doing something horrible to her. They talked that summer, and John brought up ghosts. Sarah said she believed in them because she had talked to someone who claimed to be the devil. She had first talked to him when she was young and he had told her that when she died he would have her. Her soul was his forever and he was just waiting for her to join him. When she had used the board earlier that year the same spirit had gotten on, asking her if she remembered him. She said she knew he was not the devil and begged for his real name. It spelled out FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.